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All About the ASS #75

I have had some internet issues since I have been back but hopefully they are getting (kind of) back to normal. I have finally updated my site this week and added 2 updates to complete the week including the new film with Amelia Jane Rutherford and Molly Malone as “Bad Volleyball Girls” – I shall bring you the inside info and the making of that later today… but in the meantime, do check out this fine piece of booty and clicking on the large image leads to my current addiction which I am sure you will love 🙂

back later… enjoy!

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Stuck in Airport Chaos Hell (or) All About the ASS #72

A short post from me and another day where I am one day further from even trying to complete my tax return before the end of the month. I am here typing on a dodgy hotel internet connection, no hope of getting any spanking updates out today and wondering if I will get back fit and in time to work at my dayjob tomorrow. We have been visiting relatives in a French ski resort, the weather this past week has been VERY COLD so I didn’t get much skiing done, it was far too like Canada with wind chills down to -35c and such! What really pissed me off was getting back to Geneva to fly home last night, the heavens opened and a lot of snow fell, the roads were a disgrace going through the city and our little hire car was sliding all over the place. Worse was to follow when the legendary Swiss efficiency came to a grinding halt when chaos ensued as all flights out of the airport were cancelled. It took us 7 hours to get our checked in bags then a piss take cab ride into the centre of Geneva to stay at some expensive hotel and we are going to try and fly back to another airport which is only 200 miles away from our original destination… otherwise our next flight back will be TUESDAY!

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To say I am a little pissed off  IS A FUCKING UNDERSTATEMENT!

In conclusion… as I have long predicted and realized, Switzerland is just over rated, it’s far too expensive, and they are human like the rest of us with this pathetic airport coming to a grinding halt like the useless English ones when a little snow appears… FFS! This is a snow sure country, you can see the Alps in near distance. Anyway, whilst looking and perving on Tumblr blogs I came across this fantastic lady and her photographer husband and felt they deserved a mention, here are some fantastic images from her blog I have posted a link at the end – enjoy! At least her magnificent body and ass cheered me up, let’s hope these images brighten your day up, I have a long shitty day a head not knowing how we are going to get home after landing at bloody Luton Airport (those that know where I live will laugh as this is one of the worst airports for us – we were offered Southend, which was even more of a piss take) but we literally have no choice – and to be fair, Geneva is NOT a place to be when you just want to get home!)

Feast your eyes on Celia Cole, images by Aden Cole… her lucky hubby!

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See more of Celia HERE

All About the (Bikini Clad) Ass #71

Before I get on with my spanking updates I just thought I’d give you all a warming spankable sister swimwear image special… courtesy of that well known bikini brand that you can see in the images… actually, it’s a great site to spot some stunning spankable babes (he said pervingly!) To all my chilly northern hemisphere readers, this should warm you all during our winter! Enjoy and imagine the possibilities of these 2 stunning sisters… oh my!

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All About the ASS #70 – End of year Special

There’s still a few days of posts to go (I shall be updating the blog 100% guaranteed tomorrow) and I have finally gotten over the indulgence that I wanted to avoid so I’m all turkey’ed out – and I’m now moving onto other dead animals to gorge upon at this time of year… I didn’t bother going to see my football team that I support over the holiday period either as they are just so shit (they lost again at home today, unsurprisingly) and of course I don’t want to be driving long distances anyway because the weather here in the UK is abysmal with more deluges and flood warnings… especially down my part of the country… it’s just awful. So here is something to cheer you (and me) up! It’s a girl called Dylan that LOVES to post pics of her ass shape online (if I find her tumblr blog then I’ll post a link to it) however, I don’t have it to hand at the mo, these all come from her blog which I downloaded – hope you appreciate what a fine ass she has! Yum!!!

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All About the ASS #69

Here’s some good hard honest smut from the infamous folks of “In the Crack” who show you a great perspective of every woman’s private most hidden parts before during and after sex or self play as Rachel (from their archives) shows all too well… enjoy, those of you who love temp takings!

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All About the ASS #68

catie-minx-13Catie Minx featured in my last post in the “All About the Ass” series… & I couldn’t help myself, so she features again! This is currently my fave girl next door type and if you click the image above it leads to a full gallery of her wearing this skimpy red bikini, and of course showing us what she’s made of… oh my! Take in the sight of Catie as I warm you up for tonight’s forthcoming spanking updates in the following post! Tell me you wouldn’t want to spank this girl for the slightest misdemeanor – & anything else you’d be tempted to do if she was in this sexy state of undress!

 

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OMG! Catie Minx is a super new kid on the block with one of THE MOST SPANKABLE ASSES ever! Judge for yourself… she doesn’t do spanking, but it doesn’t hurt to imagine this perfect nerdy girl next door could at least deserve one… failing that, the voyeur in me LOVES watching this girl get very naughty… enjoy! Lots of spanking updates as usual will follow, hope you like these images of catgirl Catie from her own special website HERE 🙂

Miss Bum Bum Brasil 2012

Yes, I know you’re all dying to know about this… the winner of Miss Bum Bum Brasil this year was beautiful Carine Felizardo with some obvious assets that made her a natural winner… check out the clip below for the news item… I don’t think you’ll really care if you speak Portuguese or not, you’ll understand Butt-ese well enough! 🙂

Carine Felizardo, from the Brazilian state of Para, has won the Miss Bumbum Brazil 2012 pageant in Sao Paulo.

Carine stated… “I’m very happy with the victory. I was confident because I know I’m in my best shape right now, I expect much change for the better from now on. Already I’m very happy with everything that happened… but I will invest even more in my modelling career.”

The 25-year-old, who received R$5,000 (approximately £1,460 or $2,330) in prize money, has reportedly accepted an invitation to pose nude for the cover of Sexy magazine’s January 2013 issue. Asked what makes a woman sexy, she said… “Women have to love yourself.”

In the Grand Final, Felizardo vied with 14 other contestants to be judged the owner of the country’s best bottom. The contest comprised an elimination round that featured representatives from all of the country’s 26 states and the federal district of Brasilia. The contestants’ preparation for the competition included surfing lessons and jungle training. Graciela Murano, a Brazilian writer, was quoted as saying that her country had a “thing with butts” and also that the word “bumbum” was a commonly used term in the South American country. Murano also said that while most people knew of the competition, they pretend they’re not interested.

“Every woman has read about it and won’t admit it and every man’s dream is to be a part of the judging team.”

Below are some images from the Miss Bumbum Brazil 2012 pageant in Sao Paulo…
with Carine Felizardo as the winner! Enjoy!

So, Miss Carine Felizardo, can you show the Chief why you deserved to win the “Bumbum” contest and let us see your oh so spankable bubble butt?

Warning, Images below are of a very spankable nature!!!

 

 

“Thank you, Carine!”

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Back with my susual updates in the spanking biz later… if you can’t wait, please do go check out my image laden movie review of a classic long play sex and spanking film starring the amazing  Paris Kennedy at this link HERE

Spankable Catie

In the “All About the Ass” section, here are a few very sexy images of Catie for your viewing pleasure, I don’t have much time so I better get on with this and I’ll post a big weekend update tomorrow, whether you’ve seen the images or not, you know this blog ALWAYS gives you the best optimised pics… so it’ll be worth waiting for!

Catie isn’t a spanking model… but her ass is designed for such delightful pleasures, don’t you think? We can all imagine finding an excuse to spank this tight tushy, eh?

In other news, I have been busy offline as I have been mastering my latest additional software – yup, it’s editing software which I have been working on and now  the next films from my American filmshoot you’ll see are all my own work and it’s pretty damned good if I say so myself… continuing the style that my site has become known for, no pretentious stuff, just good stories and great spankings you want to download!

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and remember, my next shoot, keep e mailing me at my website address, I’ve had some interesting things to think about!