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Election Day – Vote for Spanking!

If you read my previous post you’ll understand I’m a little fed up with politics in general and especially bloody Labour (that’s Gordon Brown’s mob still in charge (just at the time of writing)Â for those outside the UK that haven’t a clue)

Anyway, I found this interesting Youtube piece on the 3 wives, you know how these politicians like to hide behind their wives or use them as electioneering tools. All 3 women are strong and becoming well known in the UK, Sarah Brown can almost wipe away her ridiculous husband’s constant faux pas after faux pas (well maybe not this time) – Samantha Cameron is a typical young Tory wife (who means well, I guess) and well, Nick Clegg’s missus (he’s the Liberal Democrat leader) – his wife, Miriam, who I must confess I knew the least about…rather like his party’s policies until this campaign, is also a strong independent woman and one I’d have over my knee…heh heh! In the real world, I’d love to spank these haughty bitches bare bottoms (well, maybe not Sarah Brown’s, unless Gordon was watching, or begging, or both…)

Sorry Gordon, it’s a slippering for Sarah in the diaper position or nothing!

I must say, I’d probably enjoy spanking the other ladies but check out this hilarious take on the 3 wives of the new prospective leader below! Again, it’s a spoof (to those outside the UK who know very little about our “first” ladies in waiting) When the results are announced, please PLEASE go to the interactive option of Tory Samantha Cameron (the blue one)Â first for her reaction if her hubby won the election, it’s a proper LOL moment…seriously!!! Enjoy! 😀

Ok, and onto another little mailer I did earlier, if you missed it here it is and I’ve also got some bonus galleries from SpankedSchoolgirl.com after the post below: Call it my little pre result bonus!!!

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Until tomorrow, when the most likely outcome is British Politics dragging its heels and bitching about yet more sleaze, immigration crap and more bankers bonuses etc (yaaaaaaaaaaawn) oh, and the Pound dripping away – fuel, already amongst the MOST expensive in the world in our country despite still being an oil producer – still going up for us hard pressed pissed off drivers, the economy, our dwindling paychecks,Â increasing taxation and our poor underfunded military stuck in hostile environments that the Europeans can’t be arsed to help us out with… I love life at the mo! have I missed anything out?

Thank God for seeing a beautiful woman humbled, punished and spanked on the bare bottom!
Chief

The British General Election – who gives a f**k?

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On May 6th, I and many of the muchÂ agrieved British populace have the chance to put our little X on a voting form and decide who should shaft us for up toÂ 5 years more! Our wonderful untrustworthy politicians, from the unelected and massively unpopular Gordon Brown heading one of the most unpopular labour parties for decades, our beloved leader for another day: To Posh boy “plums in his mouth”Â David Cameron of the conservatives who northerners, Scots, WelshÂ and the majority of our scrounging benefit culture find repugnant to the new kid on the block and the ultimate “F*cking spanner in the works”, the at first quite likeable and intelligentÂ Nick Clegg of the Lib Dems who trounced the other leaders in 3 head to head debates – but sadly has some unwholly bonkers policies…and there we have it…we will all implode and probably be unable to decide on a majority party even though bloody Labour are massively unpopular!

I was gonna post a spanking update, but Gordon brown smiled at me with that crappy expression he does through gritted teeth, and he pissed me off, so have a go at him instead!

So to celebrate the upcoming Hung Parliament that we Brits so deserve for not being decisive enough, I have found these nut job posters to let you know just who I will NOT be voting for! Ah…ya gotta laugh, eh? *sigh*

God help us all tomorrow!
Despairingly, Chief. xx

“I HATE ICELAND!”

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The Icelandic people, not content with ripping off the British Taxpayer for BILLIONS and refusing to pay us back, nowÂ have the cheek to let one of their stupid volcanoes erupt and pour a huge volcanic ash cloud that is approaching UK airspace! OK, I don’t exactly hate Icelandic people, but this chappie, this morning, obviously a little worse for wear on a “Stag Do” in ScotlandÂ lets us know his feelings as all UK flights are due to be GROUNDED at midday because of this nonsense!

Thanks a lot Iceland you blonde hobbits, there goes our summer (again)

Global warming my F*CKING ARSE!

“I hate Iceland” – note the calm professional manner of the SKY reporter, lol!

Back with spanking updates later (under a plume of ash)

Slippered Sluts

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I hope you had a great weekend, everyone. Another week and a chance to review this naughty film from a few years back! Ashleigh and Isis are 2 girls who have worked together previously and they look perfect side by side, Ashleigh’s blonde locks and deep blue eyes complimenting gorgoeous sultryÂ brunette, the dusky Isis! I’m not sure, but this might have been the first time they were paired up, whatever way, these 2 girls got a damned good slippering, dressed seductively and barely out of their teens!

Isis & Ashleigh have to both face the slipper for their slutty behaviour!

Click on the image below for a special free slippering clip!

Ok, ignore the messy design of the Fetishflixx front page (you’ll have to view it now, eh? heh heh) all I’ll say is green text/images….”hello???” (I think whoever is updating it is on medication) however, what matters is the content and as you’ll have seen above these 2 girls are worth every spanking penny of the membership – especially those longer term deals that FetishFlixx is known for making viewing all the many movies now inside their archives!

NEWS ANNOUNCEMENT

I have discovered that there’s another site with a short term trial offer and this one is worth the effort as it is at HDspank.com – this is the site that contains approx 100 Gigs of only High Def spanking content.
CHECK IT OUT HERE AT THIS LINK

Ok, before I go, I had to share this with you as it’s in my head and I’ve been driving the Missus MAD, driving her totally insane with my peter Griffin-esque “BUTT SCRATCHER? Butt scratcher…. BUTT Scraaa-tcher!” chants (all will be revealed from this family Guy clip below!

BUTT SCRATCHER!!!!

Get your butt scratcher here, Regards, Chief 😀

What’s there NOT to like about Teen Spankings?

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Come on, you spanko pervs out there, and I know that there be MANY!!! I have a collection of some delightful teen punishments, some brand new, others remastered and some classic from a variety of premium spanking sites…

New and in full glorious High Definition is one of my fave Brit spankables, Jasmine Lau (now 20, I believe…but she was 19 at the time of filming so guess that counts, eh?) This versatile honey is made for home discipline and school punishments and has the most amazing arse and (for any red blooded male) a most amazing set of heavy labia I’d love to also see thrashed, ah, for the days of pussy whipping and spankings….but today, we see Jasmine at home, chastised and sent to bed early with a sore red bottom!

Enjoy a collection of images I have taken from HDspank which now has this teenage discipline movie out and you can view this HERE

If you haven’t already – you can check out many more FREE HD Clips from HDspank HERE

Now some of you might have seen this new update below (just released yesterday)Â of an old favourite, probably one of the severest spanking and caning films I was witness to many many years ago. Well, thereÂ has been a remastered version previously, but now this movie has been deliberately re-edited and remastered with NEW Software such that the quality of this movie is as good as you can get ONLINE to download anywhere from a camera shoot from about 6-7 years ago. Now see it as fully intended – The SEVERE Caning of Emma Brewster! Just click on any image below and it will lead to a special free gallery! THIS UPDATE courtesy of specialist site CANEDSCHOOLGIRLS.com – and it’s STILL one of the cheapest premium spanking sites around (check out those nutty 3 and 6 month non recurring deals!!!)

CLICK HERE TO VIEW A FREE SCENE OF A SORE WELTED BUM!

If this is something that interests you, there are umpteen free sample clips on the HOME PAGE – and a great diversion, even if you’re not going to join up, each new update will always have a sample clip or 2 and this site is regularly updated!!!

Now, I was bored yesterday and googled Jessica Simpson & Avril Lavigne (some of you might remember I have a thing for the Canadian rock chick….) well, I can’t remember where I got this in a Google image search, but it made me laugh, a fake shot (obviously, though I wish this were true) of hillbilly Jessica Simpson spanking my gorgeous Avril, the thought of it means I must retire to the cold shower before I continue….enjoy this image below before I finish my teen update of the day!

*sigh* and before I go, another beauty and a classic caning which are both courtesy of Girls-Boarding-School, home to some of the very best schoolgirl and teen punishments, and they now boast being updated virtually everyday…fair play to em!

Remember this horny beauty? OMG..back to the freezing shower!

As I seem to be hovering on a more severe note today….Girls-Boarding-School can do this too, oh yes, check out this rather nasty cellar punishment, probably the worst place for any girl to get punished as no one will hear their cries and snivelling as the cane crashes down onto a pair of sore welted buttocks (uh oh….) *looks at cold shower yet again*

If you check out the HOME PAGE of GBS – they have a variety of free galleries of the very latest updates

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Finally before I go, I will wish those of you who are into this sort of thing a Happy St Paddy’s Day, I won’t be turning my blog green (like the folk of Chicago turn the river green…WTF???) Obviously to the good people of IRELAND…genuine good wishes and have a great day. But like many things it has become over hyped and commercialized to the point that I feel like a sheep being herded to slaughter…and to celebrate what a wierd world we live in, like WHY THE F*CK ARE WE IN BRITAIN PAYING EVEN MORE FOR FUEL (gas) THAN ANYONE ELSE WHEN OUR SHITBAG GOVT RAISE EVEN MORE TAX FROM IT (just seen the news, prices set to rise to Â£1.25 per litre FFS! F*CK OFF GORDON BROWN & YOUR USELESS PILE OF SHITE GOVT!) So I needed cheering up and checked out these funny JOB ADVERTSÂ I found online whilst mucking about, as you doÂ – enjoy the “MUST DOMINATE the English language” advert…says it all!Â *Giggle* Toodle Pip! Chief

Love this! Apparently there be ninja turtles in Michigan!!! Cowabunga maaaan!

Any other “domination” involved? Whatever did the English language do in this store???

LOL – wonder if the last person got fired?

The Jurassic Era is still prevalent in Nebraska by looks of it!

I think someone was fooling with the lettering?Â (apologies to burger employees here)

OH, if any of you want MORE teen spankings, you could do worse than to check out my new site and blog
TEEN-SPANKINGS.com

Sarah Silverman’s “spanking bruise”

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I know I know….this is probably old news to my American friends, especially those who still watch Letterman (can’t believe his shows are STILL going strong)…anyway, a few weeks back, one of my favourite comediennes goes on the show and admits her new man is a spanko…

“You know what’s great about parents,” Sarah told David Letterman Wednesday night, “is that when you get famous you can do anything you want and they can’t do anything about it.”
On a recent trip home, Sarah said that she and her mom were hanging out in the bathroom while she waited for the shower to heat up. As she went to get into the shower, her mom said in horror, “Sarah, what is that?!”
“I looked in the mirror behind me and noticed that on my tushie is a bruise the exact same shape of a hand,” she said. “And I was able to just say, I’m sleeping with a man that spanks me.”

Wow, I always knew why I had a thing for her, I even remember her stealing the episodes with her humour she starred in the early 1990’sÂ Star Trek Voyager episodes when she called Tom Paris cute in a “howdy-dudey” sort of way!Â Sarah!!! Please come over to England and tell us more about your spanko shennanigans on the Jonathan Ross show, I’m sure he’d appreciate talking about it!

SpaceTime Spankings

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I was mucking about when I was checking some images and saw the image below capturing the motion of the spanking across Hannah’s very delectable bum from THEBAREBOTTOM.com. Well, it got me thinking, as I had watched the full movie and she got quite a spanking…as you’ll see if you click on my “Motivational SpaceTime Poster” Anyway, thought I’d share it with you…enjoy and have a great weekend! Chief.

This is another EXCLUSIVE movie and I’m becoming a MASSIVE fan of Hannah, she looks so cute, she’s actually being punished because she’s dropped out of Uni and come back home – Home to strict rules and of course a BARE Bottom punishment for her failure.

Fun Spanking & Downright Hard Punishments

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We need a bit of light relief and a giggleÂ during these hard economic times, so check out the latest update at SpankingTunes which made me laugh out loud as I watched the movie that I’ve cut a clip off below. It’s called “Small Steps” and has poor Dublin O’Brien (I think) perched over a dodgy step ladder whilst all the crew and models including Elizabeth Simpson, Kara Jayne and the delicious French blondie (retired spankee but now a Dominatrix) Chloe but to name some featured in this clip giving the hapless Dublin a playful and sometimes harder spanking from the guys on set!

Click HERE or at the image link below for this FREE EXCLUSIVE SAMPLE CLIP
SpankingTunes – does what it says, spanking to music and it appeals to our sad lonely guy in the office who sits there thinking up what to play and compose to the spanking scenes he takes from the archives. Had to say it made me smile and I was reliably informed this movie (in any form) was never shown and is actually from over 5 years ago!! Yikes! Doesn’t time fly!!!

SpankingTunes is available as a cheap monthly option (click on banner below)

I also have a little pre-release treat for you all as HD Spank will be showing one of my fave films that I took part in earlier this year.

The Cane Master – Now in glorious HD High Definition (yes, our wmv-HD High Def at over 6000kbs playback filmed & edited on dedicated HD equipment)Â To refresh you folks, (it’s coming out tomorrow sometime at the time of writing) there’s a couple of pics of Bridie and Sara who incur my wrath when they don’t do their work and all my cane and rod orders haven’t been shipped worldwide!!! Cue the spanking, the (verbal)Â humiliation and use of the canes across Sara’s poor red welted cheeks at the end! Damn, has she got a very spankable and cane-able (sic)Â arse!!! (Cold shower time already???)

Click on the image below for this HD-wmv clip which has never been shown before at this resolution anywhere! Another 1st from SpankingBlogg!!

Check out the Homepage of Hd Spank and you will soon see that this movie has been added, there will also be a free clip (not the above) if you want to checkout more of the movie.
2 Options to view this Exclusively in HD are the monthly option at HDspank.com or via the cheap one off download at NaughtyBottom – the direct link to this film (& free clip) is HERE

Also from NaughtyBottom – featuring Sara is this 3 part special deal – see below!

Sara feels the force of the leather strap for displeasing her cruel Piano teacher (click image below)

OK, laters, I need to update my other blog HERE with some fascinating FF Punishments! 😀
Chief.

Mad Cow that needs a Spanking!

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LMFAO! Even this story has reached us here in Europe, I’m sure many of you will know all about Michele Allen, arrested for terrorising her neighbourhood whilst drunk in a cow costume!
FULL Story below

Stupid Mad Cow!

Michele Allen, 32, will spend the next month in jail after admitting to a wild drunken weekend dressed in this silly cow outfit, said Middletown, Ohio, authorities.
Middletown Municipal Court Judge Mark Wall sentenced Allen to 30 days in jail for her oddball escapade.
She had been hired to wear the outfit to advertise for a local “haunted trail” theme park.
While at work Saturday evening, mad cow Allen got drunk and then stumbled into the streets – blocking traffic and chasing and terrifying kids, said Police Major Mark Hoffman.
Filthy cow Allen also urinated in a nearby yard during her drunken MOOd, according to cops.

As cops hauled her away, the haunted trail’s manager snatched the cow mask away from Allen, but officers let her keep the rest of the outfit.
Why? Cos that was all she had as she was naked underneath (won’t somebody think of the poor children?)

Allen dried out in jail over the weekend – all the while wearing the cow costume.
Jail policy allows for inmates to wear prison clothes only after a defendant’s first court appearance.
Despite having two nights to sober up, Allen was in a foul mood Monday, yelling at jailers.

“She was challenging people to ‘suck her udders,’ ” Hoffman said. “I’m not joking.”
Once Allen arrived in court, she grazed peacefully, Judge Wall said.

Allen has been in trouble before. She has an outstanding “failure to appear on a solicitation” rap and still owes $2,733 on that offense.
The judge said facing a cow-dressed defendant was new for him.
“We get people dressed in various attire when they’re in court,” he said. “But this was a first, someone dressed as a cow.”

LMFAO!!!!
That woman needs a damned hard caning: FACT!
Just thought you’d all like a laugh, what WAS she thinking? heh heh
Chief.

Comedy spanking clip

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Just a quick one as er indoors want us to go out and enjoy a reasonably sunny day!!!

I love just surfing the internet randomly coming across all sorts of shit.
This link below made me laugh.
Being as I’m from England, I have no idea who these guys are, but I’m sure my NY based readers will know them well.
This was taken from the OpieÂ and Anthony Radio Show from NYC.

The clip was filmed and you can view it below.
All I will say is that they were extremely rude about this random chick from Portland! LOL -Â Loved it!
Some good spanking advice from comedian Jim Norton as well………

My Amusing & Sexy Images of the day

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2 retro pics and 2 very sexy pics of my favourite thing, a girl’s pert toned buttocks.

Here are 2 retro magazine ads, I’m sure some of you will be aware of them.
They are just so far out of place in today’s society!
I love the spanking ad for coffee! Then theÂ cigarette ad!!! How demeaning is that nowadays?
Blow smoke in my face & I’ll floor you! LOL

You can click on the pics and they will enlarge if you wish to keep them.
Check out these 2 great pics below, the bicycle pic I’ve had on my hard drive for god knows how long!