It’s late, I’m probably gonna be told off any second to get to bed… and I’m in a foul mood anyway, I have to get up in less than 6 hours and it’s freezing cold outside, a great car drive to work awaits! *sigh* I also never get why my blog is shunned or hated by some, I get hate mail, I really do, apart from the piracy comments, maybe I will publish some… fuck them, fuck those that never link or shun me because they are snobs or whatever… Â (what makes me laugh is a guy that always gets linked won’t when I’m involved, so I’ll do it as I called Dave at Cherry Red Report, a genuinely good blog and asked if he wanted to do a caption competition as I found a great image I’m sure you’ll all love, he agreed when he saw the image… so go check out Dave’s Caption Competition HERE and the winner WILL win a month’s free membership courtesy of this pissed up bitter old fart that everyone hates! So what are you still doing here? Go try and win a month’s FREE membership!
OK, it’s late and I’ve been drinking, so if you’re back or can’t be bothered… here’s a ludicrously sexy spanking gallery or 2 for you to check out… and please do go check these out… oh, I also have a treat for my members with a 90 image preview gallery of Amelia Jane Rutherford and Molly Malone… when I’ve sobered up and less pissed off, I’ll probably publish some images…. but as members get priority, I hope they enjoy this first… it turned out to be a great movie which should be out in the new Year sometime! (I’m not even printing a preview image!) – & I’m rambling, aren’t I???
Click images below to access to some HOT spanking action!
Yes, I know you’re all dying to know about this… the winner of Miss Bum Bum Brasil this year was beautiful Carine Felizardo with some obvious assets that made her a natural winner… check out the clip below for the news item… I don’t think you’ll really care if you speak Portuguese or not, you’ll understand Butt-ese well enough! 🙂
Carine Felizardo, from the Brazilian state of Para, has won the Miss Bumbum Brazil 2012 pageant in Sao Paulo.
Carine stated… “I’m very happy with the victory. I was confident because I know I’m in my best shape right now, I expect much change for the better from now on. Already I’m very happy with everything that happened… but I will invest even more in my modelling career.”
The 25-year-old, who received R$5,000 (approximately £1,460 or $2,330) in prize money, has reportedly accepted an invitation to pose nude for the cover of Sexy magazine’s January 2013 issue. Asked what makes a woman sexy, she said… “Women have to love yourself.”
In the Grand Final, Felizardo vied with 14 other contestants to be judged the owner of the country’s best bottom. The contest comprised an elimination round that featured representatives from all of the country’s 26 states and the federal district of Brasilia. The contestants’ preparation for the competition included surfing lessons and jungle training. Graciela Murano, a Brazilian writer, was quoted as saying that her country had a “thing with butts” and also that the word “bumbum” was a commonly used term in the South American country. Murano also said that while most people knew of the competition, they pretend they’re not interested.
“Every woman has read about it and won’t admit it and every man’s dream is to be a part of the judging team.”
Below are some images from the Miss Bumbum Brazil 2012 pageant in Sao Paulo…
with Carine Felizardo as the winner! Enjoy!
So, Miss Carine Felizardo, can you show the Chief why you deserved to win the “Bumbum” contest and let us see your oh so spankable bubble butt?
Warning, Images below are of a very spankable nature!!!
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“Thank you, Carine!”
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Back with my susual updates in the spanking biz later… if you can’t wait, please do go check out my image laden movie review of a classic long play sex and spanking film starring the amazing  Paris Kennedy at this link HERE
The guy that posts as Spankalot all over the forum networks has posted my latest film of Danielle Hunt via obscure filelockers and image hosting networks for maximum personal gain sharing out content. On top of that, 2 stolen credit card details this week have been used to plunder the site. (Hmm, wonder who that was, eh?) This sort of behaviour will kill off my site, anger doesn’t even begin to tell how I feel. This has been my quietest week for months, nothing to do with one film being shared, but it brings it home, this pirate is making more than me this week!
Thanks for ignoring my pleas not to rip us off inside the member area and just think of what you can make from it, from your crappy filelockers, I see you don’t care about anyone but yourself. I have contacted the dodgy Indian hosting company you use and forwarded all your details to Copycontrol – please note your behaviour is being monitored and from what I have seen, if you are based in the UK or USA which I think you are… you will be held to account at some point.
Well, I took this badly earlier today, when one prolific sharer of content who owns a forum (I’m sure he or his cohorts will be reading or showing this and I don’t care as it has really upset me and I am thinking of not continuing at this rate). Life is too short and I am not here to provide talentless sharers with easy pickings from my hard earned work, they know NOTHING about the hassles of arranging a shoot: The many cancellations, the agony of getting models to commit or turn up, and that is before we start filming, find locations and get everything organised, take time away from my dayjob losing valuable holiday time in the process. The travel, the sometimes shitty locations I have turned up at or travelled back from, sleepless… nearly killing myself once in the process by crashing my car on the motorway last year (remember that?)… nope, and then there’s the full day or 2 filming, it can be fun, of course it is, but it’s very involved and can get quite stressful… then the post shoot editing and planning, updating the site and promoting the content, dealing with hosting companies and of course the endless expenses and checking the balance sheets to see if it’s an operation I can continue with or keep funding out of my own other income (which is kind of what I am doing at the moment). I have a tax return in January I have no idea if i can pay off from this either as things have been so tight this year with more expenses such as cameras and laptops/PCs going down on me, not to mention editing and photo software packages which are a rip off but necessary in this business! What do pirates and upload monkeys do? Hmmm, precisely that, none of the above, they just take take take and that’s it… then just wait for their quota of hits to earn money ILLEGALLY (I won’t bother arguing with them over this, it is illegal and they know that, end of). From 2008 onwards this has become a problem with more and more filelockers getting on the piracy gravytrain, fortunately this model of sharing is starting to get bittem back as their income streams are targeted and I know for a fact it is a short matter of time before VISA and Mastercard close this crappy loophole (there will be others, sure…)
As more people find it harder and harder to justify signing up, that means they start to look for free content, I understand that. But we as producers really try to offer decent value, compare it to the early years of the internet and what you would get price wise compared to now! & look at the choice out there! However, prolific sharing in our small niche really does kill off future ideas and shoots for me and has once again made me question why I am doing this when I see the “Kami Submissive Maid” film now in the hands of one of the worst spanking site sharers out there. Anyway, I have pleaded with members in my site area not to share content, apart from them being able to be traced, I don’t like getting nasty with people like that but will contact them and then the billing agent and their future sign ups at any site will be locked and that’s it, they would find it harder to sign up themselves to any site I have put the latest stuff into the hands of the companies and sites that deal with this, more expense which I can do without, of course… and it’s a shame that I have to write this first before updating my blog with promotional updates I hope some of you find interesting and perhaps would like to support them by signing up for a membership (my site included).
Why? Because without membership sign ups sites like mine and the other spanking producers can not continue. they think we are all loaded or something, so why am I working my ass off in my other job and neglecting blogging as a consequence? I think that tells it all… every film you download HELPS them achieve their greedy quota. I admit not all pirates and sharers are interested in this, but it also means their behaviour fuels the greed of those who do this for a living in their shitty hovel countries int he east as they will download then UPLOAD their own links making the films more available. I felt like making the fucking film available free as a gesture, but it would get abused, such is the digital life nowadays.
Yours, extremely disappointed and disillusioned.
Chief.
As the Olympics ended in a rather nice pop concert (Spice Girls excepted… please NO MORE!) there are inevitably the many countless images of super fit athletes showing off their medals (and of course for the more pervy of us) many sites showing you hidden underwear or bikini bottom malfunctions as well as a peek at anything “forbidden” in the most holy of holies… well, of course, I’m a wanton spanko perv and love anything to do with jiggling lady bits and tight bottoms… so of course I was disappointed not to see (probably) one of the hottest young hurdling sprinters who didn’t qualify for the Olympics, one Miss Michelle Jenneke from Australia, fortunately she’s just 19 so will have plenty of time to shine and she made a real name for herself at the Barcelona Junior World Championships before the Olympics recently as you’ll see… why is that security guard looking so intently at Miss Jenneke? All will be revealed below.
Michelle Jenneke is an internet sensation with loads of clips of her performing this amazing pre ritual shake down before the race (which she won) See the clip below, one of many and you’ll see why that guard and just about everyone else were amazed at her (sexy) antics… I hope it was intentional. Let’s hope she makes it to Rio 2016!!!
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& of course, sprinter Ivet Lalova of Bulgaria DID make it to the Olympics…. seen here in a 60m indoor championships… but we didn’t get to see her like this!
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Of course, I will now feel compelled to root out yet MORE volleyball pics, indoor and outdoor at some point! OK, I shall leave you and prepare my 1st spanking update of the week, hope you enjoyed this as much as I did *wink*
OK, I had been informed before but was told to keep quiet but have been caught out by the swift announcement so you probably all know by now that dearest “Momma Clare” has decided to retire from the active switch/spanking side of things at the empire she had helped grown with her Cameraman who now seems to be affectionately called the Big-C… so here is my confirmation in case you haven’t read it yet. It’s not all sad news though, far from it! The sites we all know and love will continue and develop under Big-C’s excellent control and he has, after all, been a part of this since way back when… so know what works! Clare is… well, I’ll let Clare explain to you the whole thing, this is the extract taken from her blog (I’ll give yout he link after) and this is what she announced a couple of days back:
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This weekend on spankedcallgirls.com , Kat and Stevie have to handle the truth. This is their last Momma Clare spanking!
Clare announced this:
I am leaving the world of spanking. It is strictly a business decision my partner, The Cameraman, and I have come to after working together for 12 years.  Basically, our sites have grown to a point that I need to spend more time with marketing and less time shooting so it makes sense that I head up our Diaper Department and he handles spanking. We have been working very hard for the past six months to make sure this transition is handled smoothly and believe me- we have shot a lot of very hot and fresh spanking content including working on a whole new site. It has been intensive and resulted in some great work, but it is better for me to now deal with the diaper empire while The C-man focuses on the hard action and gorgeous spanking models our sites have become known for. I feel that our company grew each year in terms of our wonderfully supportive member base and realistic spanking scenes- and most of that is owed to The Cameraman. I have a lot to say on a personal level this weekend which I will combine with the premiere of a brand new spanking site – but for now I am confirming that my last day as Clare Fonda, spanking switch, momma to many, will be April 15th and while you will see my work as a top and occasional sub for a long time on our clarefondapass.com sites (Believe me when I say we shot a hell of a lot of hot shit) my new permanent home will be on naughtydiapergirls.com - The Cameraman and I are very happy how this has worked out and he has been hiring some beautiful dominas that have been smacking hard . This weekend I’ll be sharing some special pictures and proabably blubbering a little as I say bye on my blog. Thanks for taking the time to read the post and to everyone who is is asking, reporting or even wondering. The Cameraman and I want everyone to know we appreciate the support!
It has always been great to work with Kat, and Stevie was a fresh treat.
Here they are on spankedcallgirls.com
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For more news and announcements be sure to check out Clare’s blog HERE after this weekend!
Hi everyone, I’m back from the frozen wastes of the French Alps where it was unseasonally cold, even for the locals… but I’ll bore you to death with that later as I was catching up on my blog rounds (as you do) before checking out my fave sites and although I rarely link to this blog (you’ll understand in a mo as it really needs no introduction) I felt it was needed this time as you may know I am SUCH a geek that I love all things Sci-Fi and put that together with spanking and I’m happier than a pig in shit 🙂
So go check out the ever fabulous Chross blog and click on the images below for the direct links to each of the 3 posts made in my absence from the internet – these genuinely made me smile, if you haven’t seen them yet then I have done my part in letting the rest of you view something fun and naughty! 🙂
& finally Part III below – click on the image for this kinky intergalactic spanking post 🙂
OK, as I said, I’m back (obviously!) so I will prepare some special updates once I have completed my rather extensive tour of what I have missed whilst being away (and everyone has been busy… haven’t they?)
ANNOUNCEMENT: THE RETURN OF THE ANNUAL LOYALTY OFFER ARRIVES AT TRIPLE A SPANKING
I am pleased to announce that a review of the site’s pricing has taken place, we still have our fantastic pricing and simpler memberships in our much vaunted “Fair Price Deal” that is giving something back at no extra cost to YOU! During the build up to Xmas and the New Year this is your chance to book something special as a one off cost which works out at under $8.50 a month to be a member of AAAspanking.com – now with even MORE films and our promise of giving you at least one new film each and every week without fail (we haven’t broken that promise since our inception and nearly 2 years since we started we now have well over 120 films (I haven’t counted, but it is probably many more than that!)
To start with and to suit every pocket… There are categories of NON recurring:Â pay once only for a month or 3 months… or back by popular demand, the ANNUALÂ Loyalty Membership! All the prices are extremely fair and this annual membership will be the LAST time we offer it at UNDER $100 for the entire year – our lowest ever offered by us per film ratio and update schedule so it’s extremely and very competitively priced. This membership rewards loyalty by giving you access to the site for as little as under $8.50 per month. A Fair Price Deal, indeed!
Even the standard recurring monthly membership is extremely fair considering the amount of unique content at just $26.95 that reverts to just $24.95 for the lifetime that you might want to remain a member. With in excess of 120+ full length movies, all in HD and for a European site (we all still incur horrendous costs against the US Dollar), this is probably the cheapest and BEST of any deals for a website in our niche with a vast growing archive of unique and home produced HD spanking videos (and much more besides). To see the exact pricings, click the banner below for the join page and see for yourself just how committed we are to bringing you the best possible spanking movies at a price others have had to match! We offer yout he chance of not tying you in a non recurring deal if you hate these and give you our LOYALTY membership option! Our way of saying thanks to those that believe in our work 🙂
Just thought I’d share with you a new passion of mine, watching *ahem* Â female volleyball… not the beach volleyball, oh no, that’s too obvious… and will come into its own this summer olympics… but college and state volleyball, can you work out why? Enjoy these selected images from around the internet all carefully placed here for your easy access! I won’t even think about imagining that these girls might need a spanking, but I shall ensure that at my next film shoot I get a girl dressed up like this and… oh my “Trouser Arousal!” – oops!
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 Anyway, now that you’ve had your fill of college volleyball ass and such… check out this amazing rally I found on my tour of the internet… gotta love the Chinese commentators, they understandably get excited as this rally carries on! Have fun… from a converted female volleyball fan, Chief!
& finally, this image below, does it look like to any of you that this is Veronica Ricci? She sure looks similar! I have provided a few galleries from Clare Fonda’s sites for your comparison! Enjoy finding out! 🙂
Click images below for some sample galleries and decide for yourself about this beautiful spankee!
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Check the sites these were taken from the galleries for more Veronica or you can view everything of her via Clare’s amazing CLARE FONDA PASS network at a fraction of the combined costs
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This post was taken from one of my other blogs and I just thought you’d all like to see it here in case you never visit the others! I will return later with more Spanktastic updates 🙂
My apologies, after purchasing a new kick ass theme, I have already messed something up with the header.php as I can only fool about with it when it is live and check it out, (I foolishly didn’t back it up as I did what I was told when making changes and I’m getting a bug error at the top of the bloody thing!) so you may see my hated old theme re appear any time soon, I’ll let you know when I am back to getting the new theme and how I want it looking (it’s gonna take time as I grapple with the design).
Anyway, how’s it going? Hangovers from hell??? LOL!
Happy New Year everyone! As usual, I make it a tradition to show you some of my favorite posts and images from the various sites I have loved showing you… so take a look back through 12 months of some varied and amazing stuff I have written about! Chief
Check out the posts that made it to today’s SPECIAL NEW YEAR HONORS
I checked out lovely teen girl next door of Amelie in some of her new films from Spanked-at-Home who are updating again, and how – so they get my “thumbs up†especially as if you’ve never joined this site there now are around 110 full length films to download and it looks as if Amelie is the latest fave (she is cute!) getting some very hard punishments courtesy of Alex. You will see her get a very real tearful OTK spanking from her latest film and a hard caning in her bedroom without much introduction… across her already previously spanked cheeks for another naughty previous infraction! Enjoy the images I have got for you and you’ll see why Amelie, with the other girls next door is very addictive holiday viewing!
Amelie in her latest film: “Budget Exceeded!â€
Amelie is spanked with her pantyhose on, then they are pulled down for a proper OTK spanking!
In these hard pressed financially difficult times, especially this time of year – This isn’t the 1st time that Amelie exceeded the budget set by Alex for her mobile cellphone. He had warned her about this before but obviously not forcefully enough as it appears she only learns when she’s given a proper spanking so Alex does what is needed and gives her an eye watering spanking that you can see from some choice images below!
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See more of her pantyhose spanking & bare bottom punishment HERE
OK, want to see how Amelie’s bottom was already so red before this spanking? Of course you do! Check out her nasty caning punishment which is typical of so many films from Spanked-at-Home where many scenes of girls like her are filmed in their bedrooms, for me, the most “Holy of Holies†– in that punishing a girl in her safe haven environment is the sort of best deterrent to modify a naughty cheeky girl’s behavior! I love the humiliation angle of this and as you’ll see below, Amelie’s bottom is quickly exposed and she’s bent over and made to present it for the cane!
A dirty uncleaned kitchen means a very sore bottom for Amelie!
Amelie knows in Alex’s house that domestic duties are more important than her leisure & pleasure! She knows damn well from past experience what will happen, if she was to ignore this rule! So when Alex found Amelie on her bed, watching TV, while the kitchen was a disgusting mess, he didn’t attempt to chastise or talk to her about it, or the duties etc and being lazy… (blah blah blah) oh no, he just went into punishment mode and gave her a severe caning on her bare bottom, which, once again, was still sore from a previous spanking only the day before! Yup, Amelie really IS the naughty girl next door we’d ALL love to spank , strap and cane if we were given the chance, and who can blame me or you? Just look at her puppy dog eyes and that gorgeous meaty bum of hers that screams “SPANK ME!â€
Ok, I have rather been a “Dodo†about the site Hand-Spanking.com website – I once joined up many years ago only to be a little disappointed. However, now, I took the plunge again last night and, well… I’m blown away!!! You may all know I have a rather delicate fetish for all things Japanese so to see this site with a clear and easy navigation once inside was a joy! A model index with names which I always think is now essential really makes it worth viewing and the films have all been remastered and all new content is widescreen 16:9 ratio showing us far more clearly on a larger screen all the essential spanking action… and finally, of course, the girls and spankers are a joy to watch, even the English translations are near perfect so it’s hard not to miss ANY of what is going on! This site covers all manner of F/F spanking in all your usual locations of the home, school and at work and there’s a strong theme of Mother/daughter relationships and role reversals which I like… I suppose I could be on here gushing for an age and boring you, so instead, just check out the very latest update below (as of jan 28th 2011) which I’ve covered (God, this girl is cute). Also,  to show you a taster of what is inside, I’ve got a collection of some beautiful pics which showcase exactly what Hand-Spanking.com is all about!
cute Kurumi is about to be spanked by her cruel Stepmother
“Kurumi spends her high school days in constant fear of the punishment her stepmother could inflict. It’s hard not to see why this 18 year old cutie is a victim of her cruel stepmother who obviously enjoys spanking her tight white bottom!â€
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OK, I wasn’t going to review this site but it is fast turning into that so here goes… “What do you get for your money?â€
Considering the vast array of spanking films (there are 100′s of films and most seem to average out from what I’ve downloaded so far to around 10-12 minutes which is fair) they only contain F/F action: I knew this in advance and it is obvious from their tour pages this is what to expect. Will you find the girls spanked with other implements? No you won’t as this is strictly “hand spanking†as the title suggests and that, too, is fine by me. It’s a shame I would love to see their menfolk spanking the girls but this is how it appears to be with the 2 big Japanese spanking sites, (edit: maybe I should import some Japanese girls and spank them myself? … as long as I had my cast iron protective undergarments on!). I am guessing that the owner employs English speakers or is fluent him/herself as the the English version is impeccable and the translations in wmv format are pretty much spot on, so I can concentrate on the spanking and dialog without giggling at the English translations that I sometimes see on foreign language spanking sites who want to cater for the vast international English speaking market! Costs are reasonable too. Considering what is available to download, $24.95 per month or the highly reasonable longer term membership options ($60 for 3 months) seem fair and full updates of movies usually come at one full movie and images per week!
Ok, here are some more images which, as they say, speak a 1000 words
and considering my waffle, that’s no good thing!
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Ok, I think you get the idea, there are quite extensive tour pages including free intro clips that give you a better idea of what to expect if you’ve never seen this site before and they do show you the quality of their movies which is totally acceptable! The spankings are not the hardest in the world, but then again, I don’t always want to see girls brutalized, this site fulfills a real niche of seeing very pretty women spanked by women in a variety of believable situations and of course, no girl, and I mean no Western girl cries as beautifully as a Japanese girl and hearing them cry out is somewhat addictive! (I’ve noted even in orgasm they seem pained from my, ahem, review of vanilla Japanese stuff, but that is of course another story and another hard drive of naughty materials).
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So, finally to recap, do I like the site? Hell, yes! You know I have been raving about Japanese girls for some time on this blog (you only have to enter “Japanese†into my search box in the menu bar and you’ll find a ton of stuff…) well, if you liked what you had seen before, you will love this site too and my highest recommendation is that from now on this site will get a regular updated feature as well as my odd ramblings about their archives, and since the site looks to be updated with a new film and images every week without fail I shall be letting you all know about the latest ones when they come out from now on! In conclusion, those who like asian girls, Japanese girls who cry beautifully and are into F/F punishments and hand spanking will love this site! For those requiring more severity, (some spankings are tougher than I once remembered which is good and there are red bottoms of course) if you’re into wanting to see nasty hard spankings then this isn’t for you.
Want to know more? See what all the fuss is about by clicking the banner below:
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February 2011
As promised, I have a real treat for you as I have been dying to share the news about our latest shoot we did at the weekend which brought back the wonderful Leia-Ann Woods and I finally managed to get the beautiful Irelynn Logeen and once again this combination worked on so many levels. Some of the stuff we filmed and photographed was (well, in my humble opinion) very VERY good and I can’t wait to see the results once the edits start coming to me! I have got a nice little “Behind the scenes†free gallery which helps explain some of what we got up to but there was so much more.
The location was excellent, the company great (thanks girls for making it a fun shoot!!!) and, thanks to my partners in crime for getting me absolutely hammered Saturday night after the girls went their way… “Hey, Kids! Don’t do copious amounts of Stella Artois…†my recovery was ridiculously slow with a hangover from hell on Sunday! All this after being insulted as “Cakeboy†by Leia (but more on that later) Click the main image below and it will take you to a free gallery, most images are raw and I’ve reduced them in size but you’ll get the idea of what’s going on!
OK, as you’ll see, my little purchases on eBay were a success, I got myself some genuine vintage Guide uniforms and we used this for some image sets and a great film that had the girls trying to sneak out dressed up in this cute gear to a fancy dress party… needless to say, I disapproved of the way they dressed so thrashed them both! I also upped the intensity of the spankings in many films and you’ll see some great OTK spankings and Leia got to “top†a few times too so F/F lovers are catered for and one film was particularly hot as Irelynn’s soft rump was turning a toasty shade of red to match her hair! I also managed to break my favorite hairbrush in a pyjama film with Irelynn, so she got to keep it as a trophy! There were the usual schoolgirl scenes – and you can never have enough excuses to spank a girl looking incredibly sexy in various uniforms and outfits! We decided to try out some interesting cam angles too but we took advantage of the location’s great views to do some spankings and punishments against the windows (after it stopped raining… sigh) for all the world to see, I don’t know if anyone did, but they would have seen the moon rising early!!!
One quick short sharp shock type scenario I filmed with Leia came from one of her tweets as she made a derogatory remark about me helping myself to some cake at the restaurant that Leia, Irelynn and myself were at the night before. The place was starting to close (so I just thought I’d get my share, that’s all!) see the cheeky tweet below… “cakeboy†indeed!
Ok, so you get the idea, there are so many more films including a great bathroom finale that has a soapy sud spanking of both girls, so lots of goodness to come!!!
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& if you check out the very latest update today, as promised, it’s the film of Kami in her Flamenco dress, I have got you some preview images taken directly from the film and I also have important news about all future films as we are upping the quality of the playback as an additional option for those that want to watch HD films in larger, crisper 1280 x 720 size – it will be in MP4 format and there are now dozens of media players that can easily view this, it beats our Wmv versions but that will also be available in clip and full file format as standard and won;t change as we fully understand it’s still the most popular playback format from our previous poll but to increase the size of the films in Wmv isn’t as good as MP4 so we’re going to try that as an added option and will add both files when the full updates are due (so we won’t cheat you with “remasters†or other cheap nonsense!) However, to change it into another format , like say, Real Media would also mean resolution loss so that’s why we stuck with MP4 – we hope when you see this full file and all future movie files – that you will be suitably impressed!
Remember that we update the site at least 3 times a week, we sometime add bonuses (I did today) and updated the full video image set and half the film already with some great spanking scenes, we will always aim to get at least 1 new film out every week without fail! I’m hoping to get out a film with Irelynn next once the edit is complete and it’s a good OTK spanking film for those that are into that sort of thing (yes, I love OTK spankings!)
Take advantage of our low prices and even better 3 and 6 month memberships which just make sennse when you work it out! Enjoy! We enjoyed making these films, I hope this shows!
As I promised, I will be letting you know how films are sometimes made and the little tricks we employ as well as any interesting points or images that you may not normally see! The below film scene has been shortened a little but it is still over 4 minutes in length and plays instantly so you can check it out if you are not a member of Triple A Spanking (why not?) then here is a chance to see one of the shorter films with Pandora Blake spanked by Miss Bradley. Go take a look at it (I have tried to make the quality as best as I can for Flash but the HD video format I use doesn’t compress that well, it’s still quite clear but nowhere near the quality that members can downloadÂ
Firstly, I must say, as you will have seen from the above movie, what an amazing spankable bottom Pandora has! It was a nice scene to film, in fact, I was the cameraman as the 2nd cam was being used downstairs for an OTK spanking film with Leia-Ann Woods (but that is for another time and another post). Miss Bradley has a rather large booming voice as I’m sure you are aware, so we had to ensure that she couldn’t be heard downstairs (lol!). All connecting doors were shut and so we began… as I said, it was an easy scenario, a simple spanking film with a believable reason for further punishment… a lazy girl preferring to stay in bed rather than get up. (Pandora was happy to snuggle under the bed covers as it was a huge snuggly comfy bed). Now I know that Pandora is a very visual actress, she reacts beautifully when spanked and of course is able to ad lib and go with any given situation with ease. (Meaning she is a pleasure to work with!) Now… having just one cam, I wanted to ensure that I could capture both Pandora’s facial reactions with her banging her fists onto the bed which I noticed and also the action of her kicking legs and bared red bottom getting a hard spanking from behind. So I decided to film from behind and to the side during the movie, making sure not to shake the cam too much and then when it was over, I moved around so that I could capture a long spanking scene with Pandora’s facial reactions (yup, she got spanked twice to make this scene…)
You’ll notice this handy trick where we avoided dialog and had Pandora spanked… it was then easy to edit and include as one seamless spanking scene! I liked the result and of course it was my last excuse to see Pandora spanked in her jim-jams… as both she and Leia were looking forward to the Hot Tub where we filmed our last film with them together… but as that movie isn’t out just yet (edit on Dec 2011 – it IS now!) , I will let you know when that comes up and of course you will all be the 1st to know nice and early HERE at the SpankingBlogg or my other blog TEEN-Spankings
In case I hadn’t already, check out a few scenes from the film and bear in mind what I explained to you above, maybe you’d like to watch the film againÂ
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You might also be interested in the fact I took some HQ images too and this one I thought caught the moment, Pandora curled up and her sore warmed bottom fully exposed – you can almost feel the heat coming off it… now that would be a neat internet invention!!!
Click on the thumbnail – full size image is actual size that members get to view
Check out the full site tour pages HERE –  I am currently ensuring that at least one new film appears every week (edit again in Dec 2011 – we keep our promises!!!), along with further plans to introduce a special bonus area and upload films in an even higher HD resolution very soon – We are trying our best to bring you some interesting and believable spanking films which are run by spankos, starring real life spankos, made for spankos!
As the weekend approaches and the weather here in England remains surprisingly pleasant (for once), my missus (Er Indoors) has currently been “outdoors†in the garden busying herself and goading, then bullying me into sorting out the hated steep grass bank we have… I hate cutting that, but as it’s dry, I guess I’ll do this tomorrow before all that greenery goes nuts… “What the hell are you on about, Chief?†I hear you moan… give us the spankings we crave, you dick… and stop prattling on about grass banks FFS!â€
Okay…okay…. stop bullying me! I’m close to tears as it is! & that is the 1st topic of the day as I logged into SpankAmber this morning to see what joys she has uploaded there this past week (I couldn’t really log on much anywhere last week, of course) and Amber Dawn shows us in a fantastic and unique movie as only she can make what can sometimes happen when she is on her webcam… now Amber has been neglectful of paying her taxes (I know that pain) so has been extra busy camming recently to pay off the IRS, and you can really make her do just about anything, especially if it’s got a nasty twist, we all know Amber is a beautiful pain slut and this episode shows how some naughty guy who’s holding the purse strings makes Amber clamp her tender nipples with clothes pegs, shove a butt plug up her tight hole and then make her strap herself HARD (he’s not satisfied and instructs her “HARDER!!!†with the heaviest leather strap he could see in the room as well as more clamping humiliations which brings Amber to tears! An interesting “twist†(literally, if you see the full movie) and a fantastic film that members of SpankAmber can go view now!
Check out the intro of Amber as the latest Cyber Bully logs in… (there’s no actual spanking but I urge you to check it out as it shows you precisely how Amber interacts with her paying tormentor… and I have some images of what happens later so you can see for yourself (I feel it’s only fair to Amber I don’t give away all her content, of course, but this is what members will get to see!)
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Go cyber bully Amber yourself HERE… Her webcam online times are well advertised on her Twitter account or her blog – She loves it really!!!
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April 2011
It only seems fair since I celebrated the national days of Wales (& Cornwall) recently that, as a true blooded Englishman… I celebrate OUR National Day today – April 23rd – St George’s Day!
We celebrate St. George’s Day, but which St George? Because there are two, actually…
There’s the George from the popular folk tale who slays a dragon, and there’s the real St. George who died on 23 April. So what do we know about the two Georges? Well the one that killed the dragon was born in Coventry and the real one was born either in Turkey or Greece depending on your point of view. Either way, he has served England for nigh on a thousand years.
Our relationship with St. George started in 1098 when he appeared to English Crusaders at the Battle of Antioch and helped them to victory. By 1415, St. George was so popular that 23 April was declared a national holiday and the Bishops of England ordered it to be celebrated like Christmas! The folk tale of St. George and the Dragon dates back to the Middle Ages when dragons were commonly used to represent evil, so it’s an excellent tale of good triumphing over evil. Since then St. George has been popularly identified with English ideals of charity, chivalry and courage (now known as the 3 C’s). St. George’s Day is a great opportunity to recognize what binds us together and celebrate England’s rich culture, heritage and sporting traditions… and of course, on this blog, our love of all things “spanko†– the following are taken from some websites representing all that is great about English spanking!!!
This is a special week in Britain, 2 long holiday weekends back to back as we celebrate Easter and St George’s day this weekend… Easter Monday to me means watching footie (soccer) and then Friday 29th Prince William makes Kate Middleton his bride in the biggest wedding ceremony that outshines anything glitzy and cheesy from Hollywood as real Royalty show us how it’s done – oh… and we get another Friday to Monday holiday for that privilege… yay!
However, why I am even celebrating since I work freelance and self employed is beyond me, LOL! (oops!) But it’s a special “Feel Good†week and I know that many streets throughout Britain will have the old fashioned street parties, I remember one celebrating the Queen’s Silver Jubilee in 1977 and it was pretty special, I think only the end of WW2 had something like that been done previously. I don’t remember it for Prince Charles and William’s beautiful mother Diana (R.I.P.)
So it’s a return to values… and here on a spanking blog… it’s a return to BRITISH discipline today! So do enjoy… I’ve rambled on long enough!!!
Amber is promised a bedtime slippering by mother after she had been caught smoking with school friends! This is a particularly interesting domestic movie as Amber’s bottom really reddens throughout the film and the many roving camera angles captures the girl’s anguish and delightfully embarrassing position she is in… oh and of course, it’s a pajama punishment which I quite likeÂ
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A Special Movie clip of this scene and when Amber got home to earn her mother’s initial displeasure can be viewed at the special link shown below:
More Free clips like the above featuring HOT girls similar to Amber are shown on the HOME PAGE
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Jasmine Lau is one of those beautiful English girls you’d love to have over your knee, almost begging her to do something wrong… I have decided to show you a film I just found released at Sound Punishment with Jasmine in her school uniform (and I have news about her as she will be showing in more mores coming to my site very soon as well and have included a reminder below of what she has appeared in)
So Firstly, Jasmine is both cheeky AND disrespectful, 2 qualities guranteed to get any schoolgirl soundly spanked with the hand and a slipper (the quintessential instrument of choice, it seems). Jasmine possesses both these negative qualities in abundance so gets her well earned punishment below!
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Just watching Jasmine get thrashed in her films here is worth the sign up fee alone at SoundPunishment.com (& if you check out their home page you’ll see the above FREE movie clip)
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As promised, another decent place to see recent films of Jasmine is at AAAspanking.com – naturally I should know since I filmed them (lol) and I can tell you there are MORE coming very soon, but to recap here are some images taken from some of the movies (not all or I’d be here all day!!!) she’s starred in… and I have to say the pairing with Kami Robertson in some of these films was GENIUS if I say so myself, they really complimented each other perfectly!!!
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If you haven’t done so already, check out the TOUR PAGES as they contain free preview clips and you can see some of the films with Jasmine in them, naturally.
Have a great St. George’s Day to all my fellow Englishmen & women out there!!! I’m off to sit in unseasonally hot midday sun and drink lots of Pimms cocktails… “Yay!â€
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May 2011
From something old to the very latest full movie updates now available at FirmHandSpanking.com as there is a return for Carey Brooks, who has an amazing secretarial look and a body to die for and just looks so so spankable, as well as another episode of OTK Air with bubbly Kat St James who was born to wear that uniform… I gotta say, I’m looking forward to the new series called Pan Am coming this Fall (I can’t wait!) about the halcyon days of when air stewardesses were oh so glamorous and virtually stars in their own right! Sneak trailer preview of what ABC will be showing and I’m hoping that either Channel 4 or Sky in the UK will take this up, I’m sure they will!
& so onto kat St James at OTK Air.
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Corporal Air is a fun airline, but not when things go wrong. Flight attendant Katherine St James drinks alcohol on duty and a trolley runs down the aisle on her plane! Eric Strickman has to spank her bare bottom, followed by 45 with a wooden spoon: “That hurts!†she yelps.
I swear you will fall in love with Carey’s cute pert bottom, take a look at her perfectly shaped cheeks… OMG!
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Carey Books has a booty designed for spanking! Full cheeked, bouncing and bare, she’s due 50 swats with a stinging leather paddle in The Office. Her offense? No virus software on a vital business computer. From creamy white to deep red takes minutes, ensuring she’s sore as hell!
Their description is perfect, I viewed this film previous to this write up and it’s awesome, her first full bare bottom punishment and I hope (well, I KNOW) there will be many more coming – all this and MORE at FirmhandSpanking.com
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Right, as I was on a theme (briefly) of stunning air stewardesses, I have never forgotten this clever piece of advertising which celebrated the 25 years of Virgin Atlantic a few years back… I’m an 80′s guy anyway… so loved the sound track… LOL! Still, the advert below reminded me of something Mike at Spanked-in-Uniform has on his site… was he influenced by this commercial or the perception of airline stewardesses? I’d like to think so!
So to briefly celebrate this fact, check out some typical images taken from the airline stewardesss spanking section of this Uniform niche site – if you’re not into air stewardesses (or flight attendents as some like to call them nowadays) then fear not… there’s plenty more excuses to see girls in various specific uniforms thrashed for our viewing pleasure!
The girls of Europe Air have a unique contract that means their misdemeanors are punishable like below!
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See can see more of these girls and all the other episode previews at Spanked-in-Uniform.com
(Yes, I made this banner, so if you see it displayed elsewhere, remember where it came from!)
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June 2011
It’s been a short while since everyone reading this blog had their Japanese spanking fix… I get more searches for this type of spanking on my blog (even more than pajama/pyjama punishments!)… so to give what some of you have searched for, here are the latest (stunning) Japanese girl spanking updates which you have come to expect on here! I start with probably the cutest girl currently on the books of CutieSpankee, called Shizuku… she’s  finding out just what a spanko perv her nasty step mother, old Mrs Kanga, can be!
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& as a special feature today I have made a comic strip from another most recent update where I used a little artistic license, OK, in the actual film, it wasn’t a “Rear of the Year†award… but looking at this cute office girl’s behind, I couldn’t resist! The actual movie is available from inside the member’s area now to download! Click on the comic strip below to enlarge fully!
More from CutieSpankee including free previews of the cutest girls can be seen HERE
OK, here are a few of my present spanking crushes, and I’m sure you’d appreciate that these girls are (naturally) stunning, but they also can take quite a spanking  punishment when pushed… and that suits me just fine! Before I start, I’d just like to mention that Winter’s film at AAA Spanking is now available to download (yes, another crush) but just check out yesterday’s post for all the juicy details on that – I’m still savoring the sight of her red ass… but on I must go… or I’ll be caught in some state of regressive “Tushy Limboâ€â€¦ unable to stop waffling about beautiful girls and their bared blushing bottoms! *sigh*
So to start at PunishedBrats.com and Lorraine who is simply one of my all time faves, she has so much about her, the way she sometimes whines, a beautiful pouty face, a lower lip that quivers seductively and that ass… oh boy… just check out her latest (of many) films all exclusively found at this site only! In the ongoing series of the Cookie Drive it’s Pixie’s turn to spank irresponsible Lorraine. She and Lily Anna are determined to make her bottom every bit as sore as their own…
Adrienne Black needs no introduction on here, she… alongside Michaela McGowen & Samantha Woodley are unashamedly my fave spanking actresses at FirmHandSpanking.com so it was indeed a pleasure to see that all 3 girls are currently featured in new movies, and I will save Michaela for sometime this weekend but for now, feast your eyes upon the tall beautiful Adrienne as she gets into more trouble with Earl Grey in the ongoing College Discipline series!
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This current College Discipline series of Adrienne can be viewed in full HERE
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I often return to watch the uppity models at BunBeatingFun getting their comeuppance, and one film I watch with alarming regularity (yes I replay them!) is this “tarte francaise†a drop dead gorgeous French pornstar called Caprice. The girl could barely speak a word of English but who the hell cared? Greg certainly didn’t and it just gave him more of an excuse to get her over his lap for the real fun to begin!
As Greg recalled: “Her name’s Caprice and the way she says it, the name simply drips with sexuality as indeed do all the other exotic sounds that lilt off of her (ahem) talented tongue. But exotic and beautiful though she may be, Caprice has been verrry naughty. & so, it’s spanking galore for this French whore!â€
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I can HIGHLY recommend this film, it has also been remastered so plays in Wmv full screen (which helps!)
For the full list of other troublesome models and wannabe starlets getting the spankings they so richly deserve (and they do!) go check out the tour pages of BunBeatingFun.com for some free movie previews and see the sort of trouble they get themselves into!
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August 2011
Hmm, well as I write this I hope all my American chums on the East Coast are safely tucked indoors away from Hurricane Irene… I will never moan about our shitty summer weather again! Seriously though, I have family out there at the mo who were visiting friends in Long Island, who were then planning on meeting more family on the Delaware beaches/Baltimore area afterwards… um… oops! Plans are changed and they fly back next week from Newark… bugger!
So, to capture the awesome nature of Irene, I was going to put up a clip from Youtube, the “Goodnight Irene†song, an old classic, however, it is also the football anthem to a small club (giggle, any “Gas†supporters who read this will be murdering me since I support a basket case club in the same humble league as them at the mo…) anyway, enjoy the Goodnight Irene rendition as the fans who are playing away in a cup game behind the goal at Premiership club Fulham’s Craven Cottage ground sing out loud and proud then have even more to celebrate as the underdogs won this game (I think)
Ah… that’s why I love English football, the passion of the crowds!!! *sigh*
& so today to my spanking news updates and I’m starting with my own little site and the very latest film with a popular return of Kami Robertson as a naughty texting schoolgirl given a rather cruel and unusual punishment in detention!
This latest movie sees Kami in detention for stealing from the local shop. Mr Osborne had promised the owner that she would learn her lesson & pay back what she had stolen. However, Kami had been secretly texting at her desk instead of writing her lines when her phone rang giving her away much to the disgust of stern old Osborne. He read her damning texts about what she thought of it all. No matter, Mr Osborne had the perfect deterrant in the form of his trusty birching rod, a tightly bound collection of long treated hazel twigs tightly bound & far more painful & stinging than the cane and he intended to use this across her thieving hands & her bared bottom to ensure she wouldn’t forget this detention in a hurry! There was no warm up or preparation, this was done quickly & severely without warning. Whilst Kami’s hands were still burning, she was ordered to turn around, lower her knickers & bend over the desk for a cold birching which you will see she hated as the collection of twigs bit into her soft white rounded cheeks!
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“The setting for this movie looked as austere as the images suggest! Not a place for any girl to flout a detention, least of all with Mr Osborne wielding such an implement!†Both Kami & I loved making this film, mainly because it was a first for us both… she had never been punished on her hands before, she had recalled… and I had originally wanted to strap her hands but when we saw the possibilities of this nasty bound birch, a few test swats off camera and her gasping †I think I can do this!†– well, the rest is shown here! (I can tell you this open palmed hand punishment really stung, Kami’s bottom could take the punishment but she still had difficulty writing her letter of apology at the end… testamount to the painful thwacks given to her!
Hmm, do you like cheerleader punishments? Of course you do! Sso I’ll stay with this as I bring you something a little different from Dallas, one of my all time fave spankers! Dallas is deadly with a paddle too, as you’ll see below! He plays Coach Armstrong, reminding Jenny that she has to take “one for the team†– ah, that old chestnut, lol! She isn’t keen, obviously… and wimps out but you can be assured that Dallas uses all his powers of persuasion to ensure she really does take it hard, and this clip is only a foretaste of what you can expect from the full movie, which is … um, awesomeÂ
Some images from this punishment show off what happens to Jenny’s delicous bottom!
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I promise you won’t want to miss Jenny’s films – All located HERE
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I wasn’t going to feature Clare’s excellent Exclusive Education 6 again so soon, but since there are some amazing images of the classroom punishment and new girl Lilia Spinoza getting spanked by Clare in her cheerleader uniform, well… it was hard to resist! So just feast your eyes on the following, literally FEAST on these bottoms of all shapes, color and size… warning, please do not go blind at such delight!Â
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You can of course see pretty Lilia in the multiple spanking punishments of the classroom, which is always a firm favorite for those that want to view the entire EE series… I hope Clare does persuade her to film again, she’s a real cutie!!!
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& of course the famous multiple bum shots never cease to amaze me, hope you like these with Lilia in the foreground
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GirlSpanksGirl.com is part of Clare’s Amazing value CLARE FONDA PASS (choose the sites you want!)
I have picked this below is because I find it inspiring, I know our cam guys have purchased special filters and want to test them out on a dream sequence movie… anyway, here is a perfect example of how to do it! It’s from a site I haven’t covered in a while, and I should be as this is one of the most overlooked spanking sites in my opinion, I reckon, and that is the original Bars-and-Stripes.com – the female punishment site that covers the correctional institute for wayward madams, whether it’s in their cells, in the Warden or Governor’s Office, hell, even in their specialist punishment dungeon for the naughtiest brats there and of course just about every well known gorgeous UK spanking star has “Done Time†there with the officers and Matron… like Amelia Jane Rutherford, for example. The clip I have for you below is a little different, as she struggles to get to sleep in her punishment cage after her latest thrashing, we see her dream… or is it a nightmare unfold? I love the dream sequence in this film, it gives the editor something to get arty about and of course it doesn’t detract from the fact that we are seeing a butt naked Ms Rutherford spanked too! Click image below for the free clip and I have also cut you some image grabs throughout the full movie!
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The FULL movie of Amelia in her dream along with her many other unique punishment films at this website can be seen HERE and I highly recommend it, but if you are still not convinced just how good this site actually is, then you might want to check out something a little more traditional from Bars-and-Stripes.com – Hmmm, how about a verbal lashing from Prison Officer Lewis for a very uppity Sasha Harvey who thought being assigned Laundry Duty was too demaning for her! Oh dear! Click on image below which leads to a long play streaming clip of her OTK spanking!
More movies of naughty girls at this prison reformatory can be seen HERE
The following film is one I’ve always liked & when you check out the screen grabs from this movie you’ll appreciate that this movie is well worth a peek as 3 girls in their Blue Gingham Dresses are spanked and strapped by Miss Smith. Images below will give red blooded gentlemen “wood†– so please be warned!Â
See the screen grabs from the movie and the final large pic is a sample HQ Stills image which members will also be able to download too!
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As you can see this movie has the girls showing no shame which is why Miss Smith had to thrash them all that much harder! I can tell you viewing this wasn’t the only thing that ended up “hard†so be warned, it may not contain caning scenes, but I forgot all about that when I watched it again… there were many other naughty distractions!!!
Click image below for another way to view this movie too!
It’s late here in England and we’re expecting what is left of Hurricane Katia to dump an obscene amount of rain wind and such you’d expect from such vicious uncaring weather systems that grow to 500 miles wide across the Atlantic… just plotting on how to wreck our tiny island nation within the next day or 2 – great! Now it’s OUR turn *groan*
I hadn’t realized that Sarah Gregory and Kat St James had been on holiday earlier this month, what’s more, I did feel a little jealous that she was on the beautiful island of Aruba (it’s off the coast of South America in the Carribean), I haven’t had a holiday this summer at all, and after my crap week working all hours for a pittance whilst inflation and costs of living skyrocket… I wonder when I will be able to afford to go to an exotic location again. (I’m away visiting family in France for a short stay in a few weeks, but it will be up in the cold mountains… no sun there!) However, I’m not bitter, Sarah & Kat looked fab in their bikinis as you can see below… and what’s more, they got to make a spanking film in their hotel bath tub, which has just been released on her site, and it’s worth the entrance fee alone! Seriously, check them out!!!
Sarah and Kat are on vacation in Aruba. Kat is trying to take a relaxing bath and Sarah wants to get in. Kat says she will let Sarah in if she pays the price. As Sarah gets in, she is pushed around to find herself bottom up and getting spanked. Apparently that was the price to get in. Sarah gladly takes her sensual spanking and then gives some back to Kat.
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I love bath tub films… I’m sure you will too when the girls are as sexy as these
The next 2 sites I’m featuring here have had some fantastic new movies recently, mainly because I have absolutely fallen for these 2 girls, Scarlet and Paris… you’ll recognise them as I had featured them virtually everytime they appeared… so I have combined some of their most recent updates – images shown below are from Sarah’s site SpankingSarah.com where she finally canes the girls out of their cute gingham dresses…. and the free clip is one of the latest films to come from English-Spankers.com that has Mr Stern getting all the luck as he thrashes both girls after watching them flog each other naked (it’s a hard life but someone has to do these things!)
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Sarah knows all about the cane, she has been caned many times but never to tears. Her object today is to cane these girls till the tears start to flow and boy do they get a caning. Their small pert bottoms are raised for the swish of the cane expertly applied…
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See all the free previews with Sarah and the many girls like Paris & Scarlet HERE
I can assure you that next time I am up their way I will be barging in with our cameras and making some films but in the meantime please do check out why poor ol’ Chief here has some serious wood watching these girls continue to spank and flog each other below at English-Spankers
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Did you make it all through that? Well done, see you next year (it probably already is in Australia and new Zealand at the time of writing!)
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
PS. Can you handle another “best of” post from one of my other blogs? OK, another 12 months of different posts but LOTS of spanked bare bottoms… CLICK HERE
& also check out a 12 feature “best of” from the past year of my Spanking Tube previews HERE
The 6th LoL Day is finally here. Six of the best! I like six and so should you! The basic concept of Love Our Lurkers is simple. All those people that read blogs and such but never leave or comment or contribute in another way (henceforth referred to as a “lurker”) are invited to do the totally unexpected – to leave a comment. You don’t even have to send me your real email address when you send in a comment, no need to leave a site address, just click on the comments and say “Hi!” or whatever, I know there are 1000′ s of daily readers so I’d love you guys who hve never left a comment (as well as those who do, which I really appreciate) to leave me a comment. Even if it is to say “I suck and I stink” etc… I can handle it 🙂 Hey, you remember my crazy cat spankings? Well, here below is my reward, I loved this little clip from a French Canadian family who have a cute Siamese kitteh-kat… that loves to be spanked, heh heh!
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Below are the links to my other cat spanking inspired posts in case you forgot 🙂
& below is why cats are so clever and cute…
Talking cats… I love them, hope you enjoyed seeing these clips, I shall be posting more spanking updates (of humans, most notably the female of the species next time), so don’t go far now! Chief.
Click on OMG Kitty below for a reminder of more cat spankings! (and some interesting human spanking stuff too!)
Man Flu – it’s the deadliest and most debilitating illness known to “man” kind – we are rubbish at fighting this off, women just don’t understand, do they, gentlemen? I know my female readers may scoff at such a “trivial” condition (in their opinion) but we men know the doom and utter helplessness when that condition starts to take hold and I can feel the impending man flu symptons already… whining, aching, feeling the onset of a sore throat… loss of appetite for my favorite tipple… red wine (this last one has really pissed me off since I just purchased a delicious case of Rioja Gran Reserva!) and of course the scythe of Death himself, teasing me with that blade as I feel it swishing past me in the dark…)
“Yup! Man Flu is indeed almost upon me, I’m doomed!”
So please understand if I don’t get to post here too often (I’m going away next week on a short break… family stuff which will be nice so I hope I fight this deadly bug off in time as where I’m going is certainly not warm! However, I won’t have any internet connection, or very little… as I’m going somewhere quite isolated, I’ll let you know more on that later in the week…. man flu permitting!
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So please put up with me moaning a little today as I attempt to waffle on regardless. I have been working on my own site so I will inform you that the full Wmv and MP4 versions of the awesome “Welcome back, Jasmine” film is now out for members… there is a snippet and check out the images on the tour pages HERE!
(yeah, I didn’t want to post any images as I have kind of covered that already, but there are additional screen grabs as well with this update for members, it’s a cracker and I’m really quite proud of what our little site is producing recently, I hope you all like it too and for those that maybe interested in joining, as our archives are starting to really increase now, I will have to up the pricing at some point, I’ve been hanging off for an age but there comes a point when we have no choice. So if anyone wants to be locked in at under $20 a month or support us with a really cool priced longer term membership that works out at starting from a paltry $8.50 a month (that is dirt cheap considering there’s a film guaranteed EVERY week plus other updates and the growing archives, all in HD) then get these membership options while you can – You can see the full options here and I have covered pretty much every angle, I hope… but to be honest, we have to up our prices soon as our bandwidth and hosting costs have soared! (some sites I have seen can cost $10-15 or nearly double our basic monthly standard membership anyway!!!)
Oh… I had also thought about doing a short term Xmas deal, (yeah, I have some cool longer term ones at the mo anyway) but following the advice of some other producers and of course knowing from my time with a bunch of incompetent tax avoiding idiots that ruined what promised to be a half decent network a few years back (with their constant DFS style deals), then I soon realized that this would be pretty pointless. Now since I definitely do NOT work for them or am in anyway affiliated with them one little bit, I can say what I damn well want now even though I won’t name names or slag them off viciously, I thought about it, as the anger I feel is still raw, especially when I don’t feel that well. They’re out of it, I’ve signed nothing regarding non disclosure, I’m past caring, I have kept quiet just because half the time I couldn’t be arsed anymore and I doubt they even read this blog now (they used to watch it fearful I’d say something, how sad) but if they do and can’t stay away, then YOU know this has been a long time coming guys… as you really fucked me off BIG TIME! Anyway, fuck it… I hope I never deal with or see them again, such fucking wastes of time – I’m sure they’re really upset at that, lol! By all means purchase this deal which I have seen resurface (much to my mild disbelief) … I know a few of us producers would take the piss wondering how many sites would be included the last time it surfaced…
I remember it so well a few years back, a sensible and manageable 6 sites, then 8, 10, 11… the super 17 came in a year later… followed by the “epic” ground breaking 20 and finally last year – the 30 sites … OMG – I had a sweepstake on 30 so was really pleased, lol! But I know that the new owners haven’t produced anything themselves since they bought the sites, fuck knows why… I of course was kicked off some of the other blogs I wrote for hosted on that network, hell, even some of my old banners I made mysef are still on the sidebars and of course the blogs are never updated, they are just used to help rank the sites in search engines – and all my affiliate links were changed to theirs (yes, low as fuck – all my hard work, I know) & I can only assume they bought the whole thing rather cheaply considering they had amassed a huge archive of content but it was enough for the previous incumbents to start afresh away from the failed spanking empire they had ruined, sadly.
So have the sites changed? Well, the outside of the sites are rarely updated, if at all, many not since March this year (way to go) & I have checked the sites member areas with my remaining pass which is due to expire anytime now and in fact it’s usually rehash after rehash on the majority of them (still!) not all, of course. There is new material, but you’ll notice them on a few sites, it’s the same girls one after the other even in the same room and bed for goodness sake – as it appears the bought content was filmed in a day and edited and sent to them… the girls are great looking, (I’m definitely gonna film with them early next year for sure!) and some of the stuff is worth watching… but with little variety, it looks rushed and it’s hard to feel that you haven’t been a little cheated? … and you can tell who made and sold it, lol! (I won’t say who, it certainly wasn’t me… but “tut tut”) Still, fair play to the company that made it – I know to even make something like this, there is the cost of the girls, the studio, other expenses that add up… and of course the time and effort of those who own and edit the stuff – so I don’t mean to sound off at the producer in question, I fully understand as it’s a business deal… I have entertained the idea myself as long as our costs on top of the girls were suitably covered for our time etc…
Many sites they have in that network I used to really like which have just got worse now as I know all the old films back to front – what’s more… any new content so far, like I said… is bought (rather disappointingly) – perhaps I should sell them some of our stuff? (just kiddin’)
Anyway, back to the ridiculous DFS style promotions of those offers (to anyone thast is unfamiliar with DFS, they area sofa chain who always advertise deals at half price and I doubt NEVER sell a sofa at full list price as they have sale after sale all year) You get de sensitized to it and end up either waiting for the “next offer” or not signing up, which is what these idiots got themselves stuck into, & unable to break the cycle or ride out the quiet periods so would give in and us spanko vultures would lap it up, naturally… especially when the sites used to be rather good. Now I admit that I advertised this 30 site offer last year, (all pages and references are now removed from my blog, by the way) but that was because I didn’t know they were planning on selling the network and offered me a chance to make some money but I was happy to, if a little bemused by the ridiculous price tag at the time and they were happy to give me a percentage, it was purely economic on my part and it seemed a good deal, almost giving the stuff away, how could anyone lose? I was past caring to be honest, I even told them they were devaluing their brand completely (or more so) but of course I had no idea they were going to sell it so didn’t give a rats arse about what I said, I can now see that they just wanted to get the maximum income they could in – which of course is pretty shitty, and may even have been used as part of their business plan to sell the sites) Let’s not forget that these guys owe me, another producer and the taxman a stupendous amount of money, but of course that’s all history now (that’s another story for another day, if I can really be bothered) so there was no love lost, no buddiness, just a deal to earm my percentage and that was it – & I didn’t have to rely on them paying me pesonally because it was through a billing agent (I wouldn’t trust them to pay me a dime from their own pockets)… of course, they were still making their own stuff at the time (although more infrequently) but at least they did their own… and of course they sold the network, I had no knowledge of this and it did cause me a fucking big financial black hole at the time as I still depended on being one of the last affiliates to actually try and care in some small way about their sites, rather foolishly… and because they refused to give me this domain name and host it, more like (again, another story and perhaps why some other bloggers and certain spankologists won’t link to me, God knows) even though I had reduced my exposure to them bit by bit, it wasn’t enough, even though they did occasionally make something worth watching so I was happy to promote it. This year the new owners won’t allow anyone that privilege to promote their offer… so fuck that… really, they aren’t affiliate driven and anyone promoting the sites with their precious traffic would be insane right now!
So, fuck knows where this rant is leading, I had instended to do some site reviews of some latest content, lol! Right…if you have read all this, then fair play, I found this very therapeutic and will stop now, I could go on and on and on….
I guess you need some sort of reward, eh?
So here are some excellent galleries and old school content of a time that I really miss, and of course these girls looked so fresh, the movies are remasstered along with the many site revamps that make this other network of sites below show HOW you can do it!
This is just one of the sites that are operated by Jardale who specialize in remastering old content and lon play spanking films made in the 80s and 90s! See the other sites they operate below (all have some excellent free previews!) Choose the site you would like to check out a little more (below)
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Oh, and if you actually want a decent multi site deal, do what Clare Fonda does, make it manageable, how many of us are so distrustful of 20 or 30/40 site deals? They’re crap in general, aren’t they? I’d rather stick with a manageable set of sites at a reasonable price knowing I’m gonna see stuff not repeated elsewhere – see how Clare does it at her CLARE FONDA PASS NETWORK
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Well, that was some rant, I’ll try and post something a little saner next time, ’til then… adios.
Chief.
I know that there are many other blogs & reviews doing the rounds with the upcoming release of the film “A Dangerous method” … I have scoured many blogs and reviews worldwide to see what this might be like as of course it has 2 infamous scenes of Keira Knightley (a woman in REAL need of a damned hard spanking in real life) so what a drag, then, to report that it appears that this film seems misconceived… I majored in Pyschology many moons ago) and from what I’ve read, it feels like a surface treatment of ideas that deserve so much better. Scripted by Christopher Hampton from his own play “The Talking Cure” and the John Kerr book “A Most Dangerous Method,” this is a film that tip toes around its subject to such a degree that from many commentators I have read, seems to infuriate them! I don’t understand how you make a movie about this subject matter that has no kink, no heat and no pulse when the ingredients are all there! Viggo Mortensen, one of the most interesting collaborators that Cronenberg has ever had, is almost wasted here. He plays Freud, showing up from time to time to deliver a few clever lines and to “tut-tut” Michael Fassbender’s Jung.
So what’s it about? The film deals with Jung and his treatment of a particular patient, a Russian Jew named Sabina Spielrein. Kiera Knightley plays her, and while I’m not the biggest fan of Knightley’s work in general (she is incredibly striking, a real beauty but her acting can come across as far too wooden for my personal tastes). I still think Atonement was her best film she made… but of course, my interest in this film are the scenes we’ve all heard about! Fassbender has proven himself to be one of the more interesting guys out there right now, and yet this role is a straightjacket for him, rigid and uninteresting. Jung’s meant to be struggling with his intellectual and sexual sides in the film. If a film can make a scene involving Fassbender spanking a mostly-naked Knightley boring, something has gone very wrong and that seems to be the general consensus out there!
As always, Cronenberg’s films are controlled and carefully considered, and it feels like he got what he wanted from his cast. It just seems to be a case of a misfire at the conceptual level. There’s one stretch in the film where things threaten to heat up, when Otto Gross (Vincent Cassel) shows up at Jung’s clinic, and every time Cassel is onscreen, it’s interesting. Watch him move around Jung’s office during their first interview. It’s impossible to take your eyes off of what Cassel is doing. But the rest of the film just doesn’t have that same spark, that sense of something lived instead of designed. It feels antiseptic. It feels like a term paper that someone filmed.
Vincent Cassel an (equally) challenging patient with far more interesting things on his mind!
There are plenty of reviews out there and free previews, there are reports that Keira Knightley really acted the “Diva” in this expecting this nasty kink to be done as quickly and painlessly as possible… sadly, by the sounds of it, it shows, it still won’t stop me from going to watch it as it’s a fascinating subject. I have a lot of respect for Cronenberg as a filmmaker, but I’m worried that this film might be a dud he least expected with such a cast and a hell of a story (which of course happened to be a true account of a forbidden relationship between a respected doctor and his patient!) Oh well… maybe Miss Knightley will get it one day, eh? *sigh*
A free preview of this is below… coming soon to cinemas worldwide!
The following article was taken from this time last year. Since then, producers of all niches have taken action against many file lockers as they see more and more of their content ripped off, copied, shared and touted for profit they do not receive… the article I wrote about below is still relevant and even more so today! It won’t be long before Visa and Mastercard follow Paypal’s review of how filelockers encouragde pirates with various obvious sharing schemes, Megaupload and Oron have been 2 notable sites, and I know many more will follow… it is no coincidence that since 2007-2008 when piracy of this nature really took off, every website producer has suffered with vastly reduced sales… the 2, along with the worst recession in history makes for a grim future for some producers… please read the following article and comment if you like:
Alarmist, I should know, most sites, including ourselves have poor months and better months and during the poorer months we look at the causes including what I am about to write about. I think only those with a ton of sites in their network or have been around for a very long time with a loyal following are getting by comfortably… Anyway, check out the link to a post at the bottom of my rant (I’ve lost my soapbox!)
It was similar to something I was gonna write about but Sarah has saved me the bother!
However, I will add this:
Pirates are killing the sites you love and without your support some sites WILL disappear or fail to be updated as often (I have seen this happen at some sites, I won’t mention who they are… but the trend has started!) Pirates don’t care about our sites, they see it as a big fat juicy worm to get people hooked into coming back for more of their “free stuff”, the file locker sites that allow files to be uploaded are encouraging this crime by rewarding pirates with $20-40 per 1000 downloads. Sounds a lot? No it isn’t, they systematically post to 100’s of forums worldwide hoping the traffic gets the hits they require to get their grubby hands on something they didn’t produce or conceive or think about! even if they say they are real spankos… they are killing the industry they love. We have all become as competitive as possible, before the digital age, you’d have to find some sleazy vendor who might give you a film for $50 or more and images were courtesy of expensive magazines… look at what you get for ANY membership site nowadays… and yet some still want to bleed us dry!
They are a scurge, a blight on all producers in our niche, so I know I speak for all producers when I ask you all to think twice about that tempting free link you may come across from time to time… you may think, “it’s only one download, I’m broke, I have no spare money this month etc etc” please… without members signing up, we can’t afford to pay the models or provide them with work, many are lifestylers, but they still take their valuable time away from their home lives or workplace or other modelling contracts to film, they are entitled to compensation for their services… rental for studios or locations must also be considered as well as the logistics of travel and my bugbear… planning the shoot. Of course, I almost paid the ultimate price with my life in June 2011 when I returned from a full day’s filmshoot (tired) and crashed my car nearly killing myself! That of course has also cost me financially as the replacement car after insurance etc was hardly special! I digress, however, we there are other costs you’d not consider… editing: that’s very time consuming, and of course my unpaid time to update the sites, the costs of hosting and setting up a new affiliate pages or other programming (this is ongoing and costly as i work behind the scenes to look at ways of adapting the site over the next year for new media and the way in which a website is shown for those using various operating systems and formats! It all adds up! So without a member signing up we can’t continue and the economic times and instability of the Euro threatening to bring us all down here in the UK (even though we are not part of that cursed currency) still looms over our future and the purchasing powers of many people.
Please think about supporting your favorite spanking sites, whoever they are! This is a general call to think about the actions you take that affect many who work hard and long hours to give you what you like to download.
